Parrot versus Phone. Who wins?

Commentary:

Micky: Well Anzu is looking pretty tasty in this fight, for my money Bob, having defeated the TV remote in his last fight and hanging onto his title in a run of three earlier victories over the cigarette lighter and some welded metal cage bars. With some parrots boasting a bite strength of 500 to 700 pounds per square inch Anzu is certainly the hot choice here.

Bob: I'd like to believe you Micky, but the Nokia C21-Plus is the big dog in this fight for my money. Toughened tensile screen, hermetic seal, and he's been working on that aluminium frame day and night in the gym Micky.

Mickey: Nokia has been dissin' and goadin' Anzu with beeps and vibrations from the corner of the lounge for good few weeks now. Tensions are running high.

Mickey: Well Anzu is putting those educated claws to good use, Bob. He's dominating Nokia this round. Some fancy beak work. And who wouldn't fear those sharp, serrated beak bio-mechanics. This raptor is designed to destroy the hardest shells. What is it going to take to knock the king off his perch Bob?

Bob: How about a full 2 millimetres of aluminium pain Mickey! I don't see the Nokia rolling over in this fight. Anzu is facing a seriously solid screen-to-body ratio from his opponent here.

Mickey: It's no use Bob. Anzu is making mincemeat of Nokia's face.

Mickey: Nokia's no match for the keratin killer Bob. Anzu uses those sensitive beak nerves to listen to the acoustics, ferreting out weaknesses in the glass. One micro-fracture and he'll exploit it mercilessly.

Bob: Brutal! Nokia's taking a lot of punches. Well they seem to have a lot of respect for each other Mickey, and it's not the first time they've met in the ring. Gotta respect Nokia's pedigree here, forged in a 400-degree Celsius bath of molten salt! But it's not helping him against this beaky monster.

Mickey: But it's styles that make fights Bob, and this contender is all style. Look at how that intricate beak-work is taking a toll on Nokia. This is a game of patience for Anzu.

Wow, what a fight! The crowd are going wild.

Moral: Don't leave your phone alone with your parrot. Ever!

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